Party review: Christmas bukkake 2018

This Christmas bukkake party review is another written by ‘The Dark and Deadly One‘, and we thank him again for taking the time to share his thoughts.

Date: 6th December 2018, Our Christmas Bukkake and Gangbang Party
Venue: The Private Club, Birmingham

Ho, ho, ho with this line up, Christmas bukkake had definitely cum early. This year we pervs of Birmingham were being treated to a menu which included Tara Spades, Lexy Ryder, Sophie Anderson and Porn Royalty that is Michelle Thorne. Now *that* is a proper line-up of top-class ass, and I have to say a huge “Thank you” to the guys at SplatBukkake ‘cos I don’t know if there will be another line up as good as this for quite a while. Sir, I’d like you to know your efforts to arrange these debauched gatherings are truly appreciated. I’m just glad I was there for this one and trust me, my little fella and I had a great time.

I knew this was going to be a busy one, so the plan was to get to the club early…. but like most of the best laid plans, that went out the window and I was late getting to the club. Although I was late that didn’t matter ‘cos when I arrived the street was full of parked cars and guys were queuing out the door. This was a little frustrating ‘cos I just wanted to get in there, but understandable given the party in question.

Once I was inside, I could see the place was busy. There were horny dudes everywhere all with the same intention as me, which was, naturally, to have as much fun as possible and enjoy the company of the stunning models for the event, esp. long time-crush Michelle Thorne. She is a bonafide porn star and a legend of the British Sex industry and I thought I’d be a fool not to take advantage of this opportunity.

I could see the majority of guys were gathered in the bottom room where the girls were having some pre-bukkake solo and girly pictures taken. I politely eased my way through the mass of naked male bodies to see Tara, Sophie and Michelle posing and wow, what a site. In that moment I was glad to be where I was, ‘cos I knew that in a short while I’d have a chance to do what most men in Britain only dream of doing when they watch these girls on their computer screens. They were beautiful. They each had on their Christmas battle gear;. Tight in all the right places and accentuating every curve the way nature had intended. I always knew Michelle was a busty girl but seeing her in the flesh, wow. Her breasts are massive and very impressive just like the rest of her. I can see now why she is the legend that she is.

Tara was looking sexy as fuck in her red pvc one-piece which left very little to the imagination. Her new boobs were also looking spectacular. Sophie was also on fire in her Christmas one-piece that couldn’t contain her massive tits as usual so they were out, with matching boots.

Once the pictures were done Sophie came over and did her usual greeting which was a hug, a kiss and a grab of my dick. I just Love Sophie.

Just before the Christmas bukkake festivities kicked off it was announced that Lexi Ryder wouldn’t be appearing because she was ill with the flu. Shame really, because I’ve met Lexi before and she’s a real angel. Hope she gets well soon!!

However, stepping in at the last moment to fill Lexi’s place was another lovely, lovely model by the name of ‘Classy Filth’. Sadly, the ditsy blonde had mistakenly gone to the other local swingers club, but she soon realised her mistake and was on her way.

I have to say the guys at SplatBukkake really go beyond the call of duty, ‘cos I know ‘shit happens‘ but when it does you guys always rise above it. Getting ‘Classy’ to step in was a master stroke. She is one of the nicest most down to earth women I’ve met in this industry; she’s smokin’ hot, she’s always really good fun and she never ever disappoints when she cums out to play. Plus, she is one of my favourites. So well done. Again.

With the amount of pussy hungry humanity that was in the place all wanting to have their dicks sucked, I didn’t get involved too much with the bukkake part of the evening, other than to have Michelle give my dick a suck. Which I have to say was very nice, the woman’s got skills, believe me.

I went down to the bottom room where Rio and Zara were. They’re two girls who normally go along to the venue for their own enjoyment. Zara was on her knees with a big cock in her mouth sucking away like she hadn’t eaten for a week and Rio was on the bed with her legs spread, a tit out, working her clit with a wand. In the past I’ve endeared myself with Rio ‘cos I’ve made her squirt and she loves this. So, when she saw me, she wanted me to empty her out. So of course, I obliged. I got her up, bent her over and slipped two fingers into her hot pussy. I stroked the inside of her pussy until she gushed all over my hand on and onto the floor. She made the best noises as she came and when she begged me to stop, I continued stroking her insides just to enforce the pleasure and to make her squirt more. She was out of breath but looked very pleased with herself when I stopped and she made it clear she wanted more. So, I promised to come back and service later which I did.

I went back up to the main play room and apart from the general chit chat and music the dominating sound was Sophie and her own unique brand of filthy talk, and believe me it was loud and filthy. She was begging for the next cock and when she got it there was a relative quiet and then she’d take a breath and be demanding that the cock would cover her slutty face in cum. You’ve got to witness Sophie for yourself ‘cos my words won’t do her brand of filthy talk any justice.

When the wall of naked asses surrounding the girls eventually parted, the girls, even the late arriving Classy filth were well and truly covered. The pervs of Birmingham had done a superb job. I don’t think there was a patch of skin on any of the girls faces that hadn’t been hit with cum, it was everywhere. Well done boys.

Main event time, I placed myself on Michelle’s bed. Like, for a lot of other guys she was my number one target for the night. Getting into Michelle was the mission, like I mentioned before this opportunity might not happen again so I positioned myself so I wouldn’t miss out. She looked amazing on her back legs spread getting fucked and sucking on any cock that was close enough. Then it happened, I asked to fuck her doggy style and she smiled and turned over I slipped my dick into her pretty pussy grabbed her hips and pumped away. Let me just say that she’s got a really nice pussy and she was a great fuck. I couldn’t help thinking that I couldn’t believe what I was doing, me a normal single guy from Birmingham was fucking a bonifide pornstar it almost felt surreal. Getting to fuck Michelle Thorne has to be the sexual highlight of my year ‘cos of who she is. Apart from the other guys that were there I can now say I’ve fucked Michelle Thorne. Mission accomplished.

I’m sure when Sophie is getting fucked her internal volume goes up ‘cos she was in the bottom room and I could hear her in the top room begging for the next cock to fill her pussy. I went to see what was happening and I could see Tara on her back legs spread getting fucked, sucking cock moaning and loving it at one end of the bed and Sophie at the other end also getting fucked and chatting fucking filthy crazy shit. She was having a ball too. Sophie the decided to turn over and she told the next guy to fuck her doggy style so she could suck on Tara’s tits. The two girls getting fucked this way was a memorable sight.

Tara was my next target and when my opportunity came, I got Tara to turn over and I buried my dick deep into her pussy held her hips and pounded her pussy hard. Every time I fuck Tara it just gets better and better. I like Tara a lot, she’s so fucking sexy, with a body to die for and I have to say of all the women I’ve met in this business she is a fucking machine. I reckon she could out fuck anyone out there. The energizer bunny has got nothing on her. She just doesn’t quit. So, I’ll say thanks to her hubby for sharing you are a true hero, ‘cos, I tell you, if she was my missus, we’d never leave the house.

I went back up to the main room and watched Michelle and Classy get fucked. After a short while Classy was on her back legs spread pussy gaping wide open while she sucked on a cock and I couldn’t resist so I went and buried my cock deep into her pussy and I pumped away. I do like Classy she’s always up for some fun and she takes cock like a real champion. She is definitely one of my all-time favourite sluts.

At the end of the evening the tradition is to get the girls together and for us pervs cum on their faces. This event was no different. This is usually where I, like a lot of the other guys try to deliver our loads on to the girls faces. I wanted to cum on Tara’s face ‘cos she asked me to earlier in the evening. I was trying to but I had to move to get closer to her head but by the time I’d moved through the humanity I’d lost the urge. So, I had to make way for others who were ready to fire. Michelle, after taking a load was asking guys to try to miss her eyes while Tara and Classy took the facial loads like the heroines that we’ve come to know and love. Sophie was still chatting shit stopping only to open her mouth to take load of cum like a baby bird being fed. She later confessed to having a cum fetish and couldn’t get enough.

I knew I wasn’t going to cum and Classy was next to me on the bed so I rubbed her pussy while she took the cum loads. I slipped a couple of fingers into her pussy and I stroked her insides. It didn’t take long before she was squirting. Even though she squirmed and tried to resist I was relentless and she squirted bucket loads, so much so that the bed was soaked. At the end of party, the girls were all covered in cum again and Classy had lost a few liters of body fluid courtesy of me but they were all smiling and everyone was happy.

This was another great party, everyone was fucked and everyone had a great time. One of the guys did say the opportunity to fuck someone like Michelle Thorne might never happen again for us mere mortals and on this I have to agree. So I’m glad I was there. If your reading this thinking I wish had been there at the Christmas bukkake party, all I have to say to you is, stop fucking around and get to a SplatBukkake party you’ll have the time of your life and you can stop wishing that you were there.